Just Trying to Survive The Day

$14.00

When the SPX looks like it’s plotting your demise… drink up.

Start your trading day with a heaping sip of fear, caffeine, and humor. Featuring our Pixar-style cult classic—complete with a terrified trader hiding from a chart-beast named SPX—this mug captures the raw emotion of trying to hold your position and your sanity.

Perfect for:
– Day traders dodging margin calls
– Desk warriors battling volatility
– Anyone whose life feels like a chart breakdown

Warning: This mug does not offer emotional support.

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More details

  • Ceramic
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.